Miss America Is Probably A Bitch

Backstage at a low-level beauty pageant somewhere in the mid-west, three contestants make their way through the competition. As each round progresses, the girls get to know each other, realizing no one is quite as simple as first impressions would lead you to believe.

Miss America Was Probably A Bitch was performed for the first time on October 9th, 2024. It was produced by Ferrell Studios in Metuchen, NJ as part of the One-Act Play Festival.

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